Findings:
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- this is it, we're going to die
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- You were always so good to me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Federal Prison Industries
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- federal prison
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- a huge man ass (user)
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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