Findings:

• Were you here at all?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• We're All Mad Here
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O tell me the truth about love
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• And they all just stood and stared
• Can't we all just get along?
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Don't tell me about her
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I came out here to remember it all
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• She is all I am listening to here
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about trains
• All About the Benjamins
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• All About Anna
• show me what the world is all about
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• We're all Borf in the End
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• We all float down here
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It's all just noise
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• All About My Mother
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• All About Us
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tell me about your faith
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• here's the thing about the brain download
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Tell me a story about brains
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• We're all still very different
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• We're all such products
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• In all that you never were
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• tell me all your reasons
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• We're all in this together
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Tell me about your secret places
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• All About Nothing
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• All Abouts
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• It's all about the sublime
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• it's all about plur (user)
• You, standing
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• all day I dream about sex
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Tell me about my contradictions
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about drains
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• Tell me a story about plains
• no words about nothing at all
• All About Steve
• Tell me a story about mains
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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