Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They don't know what I've done
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• don't say the words
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't hump the monkey
• Don't ask
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Surfing Samurai Robots
• Rumble Robots
• orange robot (user)
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Serves Two
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• customers don't trust me
• where the family tree don't fork
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't swim in your toilet
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Rape committed by women
• Why stars twinkle and planets don't
• I don't rewrite my poetry
• We don't fly there anymore
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Lick That/Don't Lick That
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Press Your Luck
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• I don't get many things right the first time
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I Don't Know (user)
• don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight don't sleep tonight
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Don't go into the basement
• I don't wanna know (user)
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't think the sun was up
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Save the Robots
• robot insurance
• Spider-Slayer Robot
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• This Gigantic Robot Kills
• Bush robot
• Don't panic
• Don't Tell Alfred
• I don't want children
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• don't cry
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Fake legs and javelin don't mix... Paralympics 2000
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• You don't have to remember my name
• You Don't Say
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• don't repeat yourself
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• misandry don't real
• help, don't hurt! (user)
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Ricochet Robot
• Two robots solution
• robot sheepdog
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• The Harlequin, The Robot, And The Ballet Dancer
• If memory serves me right
• Contradictions don't exist
• We don't need no education
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't look now
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• We don't make good wives
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't get it
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't Speak
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Battling Seizure Robots
• fish brain robot
• Happ Robot (user)
• The Robot and I
• robots as soulless, murderous drones
• Serves One
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't give up
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• "Don't worry," he says
• Don't eat the brown acid
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Don't indent HTML paragraphs
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Go Away
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• don't be absurd (user)
• I Don't Vote
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't go off at half-cock
• Don't grow old
• Brains Don't Matter

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