Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We get it, language is weird. Please shut the fuck up and/or don't ever leave college and come into my real world."

• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Put up or shut up
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Rape committed by women
• Come Pick Me Up
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• College World Series
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't slip into depression
• You, there! Come into the light!
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Please don't send your resume
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• (Come get me).
• Language use in Lionel Rogosin's "Come Back Africa"
• Curtis Come Up
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• What in the world has come over me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Stoned music memories
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't fuck the corpses
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Come strong or stay home
• Here Comes the World Famous English Teacher
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't fuck llamas
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't leave
• Don't leave me alone
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• If you don't like it, leave
• emotions others don't get to see
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't work at a golf course
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Dont come near me (user)
• Dont come near me. (user)
• United World College
• Come on up to the House
• The United World College of the Atlantic
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• watching the sun come up
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• someday a real rain will come
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Don't give up
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Dead languages don't change
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• real hackers don't use variable types
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them

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