Findings:

• because I have given up any care
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• You stole what they would have given you
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Have you been a dad today?
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• People have fucked up before
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Questions I have had today
• given name
• given to me in pieces
• Will I be given that chance?
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• The Topless March For Breast Cancer (free exams given to all topless onlookers)
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• The Given Heart
• Any Given Sunday
• Names that should never be given to important files
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I take whatever you're given
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Given Circumstance
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Master key
• Speech given by the Israeli ambassador at the U.N to the Security Council on September 15, 2003
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• given (user)
• Riding the cycle we're given
• Given To The Rising
• Customer service is a fucking given
• list all the subsets of a given set
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Ever Given
• The definition of space, given waveform
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• uncanny valley given audible form
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!

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