Findings:

• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• having
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• Having a penis is annoying
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• having the last word
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• curved penis
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Having An Average Weekend
• having a baby
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
• The pleasure of not having a car
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• On Having a 'Regular'
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Having a Microsoft husband
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• having you by the short hairs
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• The downside of having superpowers
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Home surgery
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Want (the state of not having her)
• He's having a vasectomy
• Essay on the ramifications of the white-collar workers having not gained prominence
• Having sex in Japanese
• When having sex in northern Norway
• The dividend is the having
• Having Everything
• 6am, having listened to you sleep
• Having sex in Finnish
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• When having sex in Austria
• A river having adieu with snow
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Having sex up against a wall
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Is having a job a human right?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Worth Having
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• When having sex in French
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• Having sex in Drow
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• having fun huh (user)
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• having fun tomorrow
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Doris and George having lunch at Target
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• On having holy cows as an essential part of your musical breakfast
• Having to do with animals. (category)
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• The benefits of having an autonomic nervous system
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• Still Having Fun
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• without having to set anything on fire
• the guilt of having feelings
• Health in The Binding of Isaac 7: Health management or why having 1 HP is near-optimal
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• On Having No Head
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• She's Having a Baby
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Hope
• Bob Hope
• A New Hope
• Hope Sandoval
• Chicago Hope
• High Hopes
• Cape of Good Hope
• Hope for the best
• Flame of hope
• hope is the thing with feathers
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• an empty dream is a motive of my hope
• I hope you never run for public office
• Jesus is Bob Hope
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Mankind is placing all of its hopes in some vehicle
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Hopes are sharp objects
• Land of Hope and Glory
• Hope Then Strife
• transitions and hopes
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• I hope I shall fall dead over the letter "K"
• Keep Hope
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Hope is important
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Hope Diamond
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Atlanta Hope
• I can always hope
• Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
• abandon all hope (user)

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