Findings:
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- He brings me books like flowers
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Adventures into the world of dehydration
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Martin Freeman
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Freeman and me and the rest of the world
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Todd's Adventures in Slime World
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
- He Hate Me
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- Boomer's Adventure in Asmik World
- Please do not bring me flowers
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Bathe her and bring her to me
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Nobody for me but you
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
- Why you gotta bring color into it?
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- He will bring us goodness and light
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Bring Me to Life
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
- You Bring Life to Me
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- He smiles but it's not real.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Six Flags Worlds of Adventure
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- Adventure World
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