Findings:

• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have lost many things, so many
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Stoned music memories
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Cats don't have brakes
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• A reason to drink
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I used to have so many dreams
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to fall so easily
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• i have been burning for so long
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't have a television set
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• you don't have to do this
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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