Findings:

• for now this is the best that can be done
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• You Should Be Sober
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• AI should be our top priority.
• Trying to be friends
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Memories of my best friend
• best friends
• Should I be happy?
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Why you should not be mean
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I should be running in the sunshine
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I just want to be friends
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• How Should A Person Be?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Man's best friend
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• How to find your new best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• My best dead friend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Best friend
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Let's just be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Names that should never be given to important files
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I should be able to remember your face
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Why should we be moral?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Can we still be friends?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Some of my best friends are...
• My best friend, Josh
• Some of my best friends are
• Kissing your best friend
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Farmers' Market
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• stupidity should be painful
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• how to be a friend
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Laundry should be free
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What is and what should never be
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Food should not be luminous
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• It should not be this complicated
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• why you should never be a referee
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• titles should be approached laterally
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Chalant should be a word!
• Should I be sorry?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Funerals should be a celebration

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