Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Well, they can, actually. Funny story, I oughtta tell you about it sometime"

• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• old books can tell more than one story
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Tell me a story about trains
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• The Library Book
• Tell me a story about elephants
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about rains
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me a story about flowers
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• tell me a story about lesbians
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about mains
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• A Story about Berlin
• A Story about Mia's Shadow
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Another story about Mia
• The Story About Success
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• A short story about a relative
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• A story about watertowers
• This is a story about
• a story about archery
• A story about Mia and church
• A story about Mia
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• A story about Mia and the sea
• Though you can tell me
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
• A story about a person I do not know
• The Story About Ping
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Don't tell me about her
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• A story about Mia and stars
• Stories about Mia (category)
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• A small story about Mia
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• A Story About Magic
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Well, actually
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Story about a man
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• You never can tell
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• You can tell a Marine
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• you never can tell with bees
• How to tell she's good looking
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Tell me about your secret places
• Interview With A Former Soccer Star
• stories about strangers
• Stories about Snakes
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• O tell me the truth about love
• Two stories about a wedding band
• a story about the electrostatic force
• A Story about Glittering Furniture
• Three stories about pets
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• A Story about a Phone Call
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Two stories about Mia
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Eight stories about silk
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Can We Talk About This?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• A Story About Mia and Space
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie

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