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• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I married him because he was not mean
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He Was Only Joking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He speaks so well!
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he was a punk poet himself
• That's Just How He Was
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• At least he was gentle
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He Was a Crook
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was found
• All he left her was alone
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• More than he was willing to give
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• some say he was never here at all
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• making certain he was touching her
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He Knows Not Their Names
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• as if he didn't exist
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• So, he's leaving
• He held my hand - once
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Maybe He's A Christian
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He did very little harm
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he held secret conversations with statues
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was doing so well.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Why won't he call?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Even my faults he adores
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He's a good guy friend
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He fled
• he says
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• I like the way he reads poetry
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
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• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• great things he has taught us
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The Man He Killed
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Song of the Sorceress
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother

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