Findings:

• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Things video games have taught me
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me about your faith
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about mains
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about cranes
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Have One On Me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• It could have been me
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Tell me a story about trains
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• show me what the world is all about
• Tell me a story about plains
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You have no power over me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me a story about elephants
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• What a Shame About Me
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Tell me about my contradictions
• You, standing
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Tell me a story about drains
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Don't tell me about her
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Dogs that have owned me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Could you have danced with me?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• What have you done for me lately?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Tell me about your secret places
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• tell me a story about lesbians
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Ask me about Loom
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I have a bad feeling about this
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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