Findings:

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Things video games have taught me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me about your faith
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The truth about life
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• You, standing
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• tell me a story about lesbians
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• based on events that may have happened
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Tell me a story about trains
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Three Events That Changed My Life
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Common misconception about bisexuals
• What a Shame About Me
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Making a decision about a life
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Tell me a story about drains
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about rains
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Three Events That Changed My Life Forever
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Variables create the most stable event horizons.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Stoned music memories
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Dogs that have owned me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me about your secret places
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Tell me a story about flowers
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• General sexuality newsgroup
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Most pernicious misconception about evolution
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Tell me a story about brains
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Tell me a story about cranes
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• show me what the world is all about
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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