Findings:

• What have you learned from your patients today?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Why don't I have votes today?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We have learned our lessons well
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• What I have learned from being fired
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Have you been a dad today?
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Questions I have had today
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 14
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• Everything I Know I Learned on Acid
• Why children should learn martial arts
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• one learns the most when losing
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Today is Tomorrow
• The problem with domestic robots today
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We have science and confidence
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• An American in Tours
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have far too much time on your hands
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I would like to have emotions
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• They have no bones.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• have a cigar
• How long have you known?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• my religion doesn't have a name
• Learned
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 4
• Learn the lesson of your own pain
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• Learn to Program: Producing Output
• Learned Hand
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• the person who loves to learn
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• USA Today
• Today, just for once
• The Beach Boys Today!
• If you go down to the woods today
• Fall in love with someone today
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I appear to have been misinformed

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