Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I have too many clothes
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• you don't have to do this
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Why do children have to die?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I do have some things to hide
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Do what you have to do
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do you see when you look up?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• we have a lot of work to do
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Why males have nipples
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• You, standing
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do when your brakes fail
• I never know what to do with my hands
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• What to do when your car breaks down
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?

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