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• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Why do children have to die?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I have just been shot
• For God's sake, just have another election
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Do what you have to do
• you don't have to do this
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• shaving cream
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I do have some things to hide
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• we have a lot of work to do
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why males have nipples
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• You, standing
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• I have to catch myself around you
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• just to have some human contact
• Have you ever made a just man?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Just Do It
• shaving cream cheese fondue
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• just around the corner
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• What do I have of my mother's?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I just follow the sun around
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• we can all just be around other people
• fool around
• around
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull

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