Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• When words mean too much
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I have too much to say
• I can do much better than this
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What to do when your husband comes home
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You, standing
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why do children have to die?
• pray do not molest them
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I do have some things to hide
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Why males have nipples
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans

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