Findings:

• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• the circles here have corners
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• You, standing
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Here We Have Idaho
• Communicate
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Interesting Failure (user)
• failure
• power failure
• heart failure
• failure mode
• catastrophic failure
• system failure
• respiratory failure
• General Failure
• Failure to Elucidate
• Fear of failure
• Mean Time Between Failures
• The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
• Catastrophic Cascading Failure Condition
• assertion failure panic
• reciprocity failure
• Congestive Heart Failure
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• The Book of Heroic Failures
• Ariane 5 test flight failure
• chronic renal failure
• The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
• Catastrophic engine failure
• market failure
• The first American Intelligence failure in New York
• Laws of System Failures
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• communication failure
• Forced Failure
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• kidney failure
• Propagation failure
• Failure of the Gallipoli Campaign
• failure analysis
• To the peace movement, on the night of its failure
• failure (user)
• The failure of artificial intelligence
• Failure to thrive
• liver failure
• Wind Typecasting Failure
• AbSoLuTe fAiLuRe (user)
• 9/11 as intelligence failure
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Failure Mode Effect Analysis
• acute renal failure
• Total Failure (user)
• the power failure is a sudden sea. the wail of the tornado siren thrashes in the slack of the sail.
• Worse Than Failure
• A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
• Failure to Launch
• The failure of proclaimed faith to coincide with action
• The most engine failures in one flight
• Your earthquake generator is a seismic failure, Dr. Destruction! Mind if I shake things up?
• Synchronizing Nokia Phones with USB Data Cable Failure
• Failure Is an Option: Why Music Students Are Jealous of Aphex Twin
• The Failure of a Theistic Cohesion
• Lucky Man and the Failure of Progressive Rock
• The School of Failure
• intelligence failure
• The reason for vehicle Headlight failure
• I am a failure
• ongoing failure
• a failure as human beings
• Fallout 76: a Cavalcade of Failure
• the failure of linearity
• learning is a balance between success and failure
• every word i write is an exhibit of my failure
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• ...And now, here.
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat

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