Findings:

• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Sex with a chicken
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I would do that for you
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• we have a lot of work to do
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What pornos would have us believe
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What Would You Do?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Do what you have to do
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What would EDB do?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Why do children have to die?
• What would Nietzsche do?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you don't have to do this
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• Baptist jokes
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Animals people have sex with
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Sex in a small car
• General sexuality newsgroup
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What would Solaris do?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What Would God Do?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• What would Feynman do?
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What to do after unprotected sex
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• What Would Judas Do?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why males have nipples
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I do have some things to hide
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• You, standing
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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