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• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• When I Was a Boy
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I married him because he was not mean
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So you want to be evil
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• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• he that is not with me is against me
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• So you want to be a waitress
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Things every child should be taught
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• not as funny as it used to be
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Where's the kaboom?
• So mote it be
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Peace be upon him
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• so be it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• You're too young to be so old
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• we used to be punk
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Boys will be boys
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• What it's like to be in love
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• murder can be fun

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