Findings:
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- when people become strangers
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- You're never around when I need you
- People who carp about their jobs
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Where people go when people die
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- People don't flail when they die
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Dead links in writeups
- there are no good or bad people
- Capitalize, please
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- When children become people
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Asking random people for wisdom
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- Using a command line
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- Flaunting your sexuality
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- When each had their own personal anthem
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Help people who need help
- Summer never answers when you call
- Now or Never
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- When in Rome, Never Boil
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- Video, or it never happened.
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- When writers use Latin
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When or Not, Make it Great
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- Know your pets
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- How to herd people in public
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Her hair, tangled
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Low taxes help rich people
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- When you kill people they die
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Things people put up their butts
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Appeal to Consequences
- Appeal to Popularity
- United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit
- New York State Court of Appeals
- United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
- United States Courts of Appeals
- Asking good questions
- I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Song for the Asking (user)
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Where to go for help with punctuation
- cry for help
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- Where to get help with Linux
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- computer science homework help
- god help me
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