Findings:

• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• It will be good when I am leader
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Human beings will believe anything
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• The Revolution will be televised
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• There Will Be Blood
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Will I cease to be
• all the cute guys will be there
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If it be your will
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I will be your young sinner
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• there will be a last
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• What life after death will really be like
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• There will be time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When shall I be free?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will always be in the details
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Carl Everett
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• node that will be my legacy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• You're too good to be human
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I fear I will be nothing
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Be human
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The Wild Colonials
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I am blind when I want to be
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I will always be weird inside
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The next life will be better
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!

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