Findings:

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you wake up feeling old
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Renny wakes up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I can't wake up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• When We Grow Up
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• And then one day you wake up
• Wake up!
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Grow Up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• ...and a wake up
• Her hair, tangled
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• What I want to be when I grow up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• I wake up so energized
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Wake up... Time to die!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The worst way to wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Wake me up if you still want me
• So I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Wake up with the king
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• wake up and find her still there
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• wake up in a dumpster
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Can I wake you up?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Wake up
• your name, once I wake up
• wake up hair
• Simon Janes (user)
• Simon Posford
• Simon's BASIC
• Simon Keogh
• Trooper Simon
• Neil Simon
• Carly Simon
• Simon Milligan
• Simon Templar
• Simon Barere
• Saint Simon
• Margaret Simon
• Simon Rattle
• Simon the Sorceror
• Simon Bar Sinister
• Simon Singh
• Simon's Rock Improbability Field
• Simon Singh's Code Book Cipher Challenge Cracked
• Simon Says
• Life, Death, and Simon Lee
• Simon Cameron
• Simon Berry
• Simon Pegg
• Paul Simon @ Summerfest 2001
• Simon of the Desert
• Collapsible Simon (user)
• Simon Wagstaff
• Simon's ant
• Simon Reeve
• Simon Munnery
• Menno Simons
• Simon Carmiggelt
• Simon Nicolas Henri Linguet
• Simon Birch
• Simon Belmont
• Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
• Julian Simon
• Simon Weston
• Simon Lake
• Walter Simons
• William E. Simon
• Simon Fano
• Simon Townsend
• Simon Gunther-Smith
• Norton Simon
• Simon van der Meer
• Simon Clark
• Simon McBurney
• simon diamond (user)
• Martin Simons and Yuri Rastvorov
• Simon Burley
• Simon Armitage
• Simon Fraser
• Simon Winawer
• Simon de Senlis
• Rikki Simons
• Rosearik Rikki Simons
• The Legend of Simon Karlsson
• Simon Jester (user)
• Dr Simon Fuckhead (user)
• Simon Evans
• Simon Stevin
• Simon Finn
• Claude Simon
• Simon Abeles Scandal
• Joe Simon
• Simon & Simon
• Simon Heffer
• Worlds of Power #4: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
• St Simon (user)
• Simon Reynolds
• Lászlo Simon
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Hurry up please it's time
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• power up
• up quark
• Growing up
• Breaking up
• tits up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• kiss up
• warm up
• throw up
• hang up
• Shut up

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