Findings:

• Some time when I was a teenager
• When I Was a Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• When I was five
• When I was 9
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Why I was Not Popular as a teenager
• When she was bad
• When I was ten years old
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When our word was iron
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When I was young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I remember when all this was trees
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I was your age
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When touch was simple
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Was a Boy
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I Was Cruel
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I Was A Baby
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• November 4, 1995
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When I Was a Babe
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Teenagers From Outer Space
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• Teenager of the Year
• Teenager (user)
• Lies we tell teenagers
• How to teach your teenager to drive
• Real Ultimate Power and Self-Actualization - A Teenager's Perspective
• The mysterious notebook of an (ex-?) angst-ridden teenager
• Two teenagers on love
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I once was a clueless young noder
• being a kid was great
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Jesus was Mexican
• Leather-bound organizer
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• What was left after the party
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times

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