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• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When to wear a corset
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When I Was a Boy
• When she was bad
• When I Was A Baby
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Back when our blood was still warm
• good vs. well
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• November 4, 1995
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I Wear the Black Hat
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I remember when all this was trees
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• who vs. whom
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I miss my mom when she was sober
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Stoned music memories
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• Top hat
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Top Hat (user)
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• When I was your age
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• making my cat wear party hats
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was 9
• When I Was a Babe
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I drool when I wear my teeth
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When writers use Latin
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• wa (user)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• The sloe was lost in flower
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• i told u i was hardcore
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• /but what was the question?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Why I wear stockings
• What Not To Wear
• Wear down
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When all the stars go out at night
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Eight Lectures on Yoga
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Seven falls, eight rises
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• hats
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I have a tricorn hat
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat!
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• needs more robot hat

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