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• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• Back when our blood was still warm
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Back when grunge was still cool
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When I have female children
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When she was bad
• Eye contact at a distance
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• When I Woke
• Her hair, tangled
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• Stoned music memories
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What do you see when you look up?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When Pride Still Mattered
• man when you are telling me how it was
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When touch was simple
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• Poison in the morning is still poison, grandma!
• When I was 9
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• more sure of all I thought was true
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was Fair and Young
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• The frozen Goddess of stilled thoughts
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Stupid Christians, I thought, still capitalizing the word in my mind
• I remember when all this was trees
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• and then I woke up
• I woke up in occupied America.
• because I have given up any care
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• When I was young
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• times when i have said: i wanted to write

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