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• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When I was young
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I woke up in occupied America.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I Was Cruel
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I Thought I Was A Child
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When I Was a Boy
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• 'just woke up' voice
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• November 4, 1995
• When I was five
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• It was not death, for I stood up
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Dumb laws
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I woke up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When I Was A Baby
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• When I Was a Babe
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• If it was still then-
• I remember when all this was trees
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• when still her eyes held water
• I Thought My Father Was God
• When I Grow Up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• People have fucked up before
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't think the sun was up
• When I Was a Lad
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When I was ten years old
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• Who thought up the idea of God?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• There was a time when I was a better person

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