Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He loved Big Brother.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• love me
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Jesus Loves Me
• Ask Me Why
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He taught me how to smoke
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Know me better, and love me better
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• she, he, and me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He that is not with me is against me.
• They asked me to write a letter
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• He Hate Me
• Somebody Loves Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• She Loves Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When he became an old man
• he calls me girly (user)
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Somebody once asked me...
• he that is not with me is against me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Jesus He Knows Me
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• I thought you loved me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Pity Me, My Love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I love it when a plan comes together
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• If No One Will Love Me
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• She said she loved me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• feline allergies
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If you really loved me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Love me the way that I love you
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• let me ask (user)
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He brings me books like flowers
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he calls me monster
• Ask Me Anything
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The day he gave me a lift
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I asked her not to forget me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He called me Sarah once
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Send me a check for eleven cents

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