Findings:
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- When you kill people they die
- When I left my girl
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
- They will not be named!
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
- They always run
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
- True love has waited long enough
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- They always jump off the east side
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- You always feel it when I go
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I Will Wait For You Always
- When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- There are times when they seem to be right
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- you always left quietly
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- When we were little kids, running
- I will always be weird inside
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- When five senses aren't enough
- When you had left our pirate fold
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- People don't flail when they die
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- when they take my blood
- I remember, I always will
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The first rule of adventuring is always go left
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- always remember that the obstacles in the path are not obstacles, they are the path.
- The bomber will always get through
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Astro City #5
- They have taken enough
- When willpower isn't enough
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- We Will Always Love You
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
- Kids that age think they know it all
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm always breathless when you call
- When I left home
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- When We left Earth
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- What I left when I left you
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- When i woz a kid - II - infants
- Fat kids always win at see-saw
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I will always be in the details
- Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- When i woz a kid - I - Contraband
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- If you build it they will come
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Eye contact at a distance
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
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