When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD

When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better	The nine functions of life	when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form	When life gives you lemons
Too many lemons and not enough limes	a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God	January 18, 2009	I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.	When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons	When life gives you lemons make lemonade	bit
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