Findings:
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- When life gives you demons...
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- When life gives you shit
- We are all extras in some famous person's life.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- Give your tax refund to charity
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- Things that give our life meaning
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When your presents give me hives
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Life is half over at age 10
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- Give me back my bike!
- Into each life some rain must fall
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Things that give life meaning
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- Green tea is really apple and pear juice
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- People Are Alike All Over
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Scissors Cut Paper Wrap Stone
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- mint apple juice punch
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- tiny green apples
- paper cut
- Why fresh cut apples turn brown
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I will ask them all their dreams
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- All over the place
- You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- It's all paper and fragile
- All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
- All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
- All over
- Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Gravy All Over
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- How do ya like them apples?
- apple juice
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- My life as an apple tree ovary
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- As the Apple Turns
- She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- When All's Well
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Consistency is all I ask
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- We are all shadows colliding into each other
- Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- All Over the Guy
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
- I remember when all this was trees
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds apples.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- some say he was never here at all
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
- some day we will all be gone
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
If you Log in you could create a "When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade, give the person(s) responsible 1,000 tiny paper cuts, throw the lemonade all over them and demand some fucking apple juice. Then ask for a refund." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.