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• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I was ten years old
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When he became an old man
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• There will be no more stories to read
• It will be good when I am leader
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When did the World get so old?
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• When the Year Grows Old
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The Library Book
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• old books can tell more than one story
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I walk around when I'm high
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Get around
• The end will be a sellout
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Who Will Be There
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• There will never be another you
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When shall I be free?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• There will be time
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• How to get around censorware
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When you know things are just meant to be
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Marks which will never be broken
• How babies get around
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It must be New Years Eve again
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I will always be weird inside
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I am blind when I want to be
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• There are times when they seem to be right

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