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When a man lies he murders some part of the world
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When he became an old man
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
When You Reach Me
Level 2
When I am an old man
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He never killed a man that did not need killing.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
The Man He Killed
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
man when you are telling me how it was
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
It is as when a man wants,
When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
When a Man Loves a Woman
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Fear makes a man kill what he loves
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
"You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
Outside man
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
When we have reached the end of time and light
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
A man is known by the company he keeps.
When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
He is so heavy when he whispers
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
He
He said, expecting the answer no
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
He's Jack
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
Li He
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
He thinks I don't, but I do
We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
And we killed him and he's dead.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
More than he was willing to give
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
For my father, in the event he finds me
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He gave her a daisy
He would shrink into the sky if he could
he held secret conversations with statues
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He never looked back
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
I married him because he was not mean
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
For a moment he smiled
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30

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