Findings:
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How Great Thou Art
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- When all the stars go out at night
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Love What Art Thou?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- how to be a friend
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How to be a street musician
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- I am blind when I want to be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How To Be Funny
- How to be an improv musician
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- So you want to be a star?
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- How do you sell your art?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- A beam from an angry star
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- How the Nome King Became Angry
- Days when art is too much to bear
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- How to be a backstabber
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- How to Proceed in the Arts
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to deal with angry customers
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
- How to fix art in America
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be anonymous
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- And Thou Art Dead, As Young and Fair
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Goops and How to be Them
- Speaking of Angry Stars
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- How to Be Alone
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a badass
- When shall I be free?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Evil be thou my good
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- How to be a geek
- How to be a lardass
- How to be a good customer
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- painting stars that have not come to be
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a Canadian Male
- painting stars that have come to be
- It will be good when I am leader
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- How to be a terrible customer
- How video game art is created
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged!
- Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How to make ASCII art
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- anxiety, thou art a heartless bitch
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be invisible
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Thou art God
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- How to be telekinetic
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Be cool in college
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a troll
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- It'll Be Alright on the Night
- Automobile tire pressure
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Be Thou My Vision
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- There are times when they seem to be right
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How To Be Good
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a fuck-up
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a good evil villain
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Thou art the Man
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