this is a simple personal rule i unfortunately tend to apply at large. without getting into the
questionable wisdom of applying personal rules of conduct to society at large, the rule is as follows.
when initiating a conversation about your personal religious
convictions, stop briefly and ask yourself a few simple
questions; would i feel comfortable discussing my
sexual interests and practices with this person? would this person want to hear about my
sex life if i did?
the parallels between the two conversations are significant. i don't want to hear about what
happens in most people's bedrooms. i certainly would find detailed descriptions of the
average American sexual encounter distasteful. the exceptions being my close personal friends and highly oblique conversations with associates.
honestly, i'm excited that you're pursuing your own personal satisfaction and happiness. i will vote, argue, donate, and ultimately fight for your right to get a rimjob from a multi-ethnic team of strapping young men while hanging by your ankles from the ceiling.
spank,
fist,
cut,
whip,
sodimize, and
filate yourself to your heart's content in the privacy of your own home. if you feel the need, seek out
other like-minded individuals and
celebrate your habits. as long as consenting adults are involved and no animals are mistreated, i'm happy for you.
just don't fucking
accost me on the street and try to tell me how
great it is.