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• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You know you've been away from home too long
• What I want to be when I grow up
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• What life after death will really be like
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• You know our love will not fade away
• You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Carl Everett
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If it be your will
• I will always be in the details
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• At midnight I will come to steal you away
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Bears all his sons away;
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• the world will be remade in our image
• when the truth walks away, everybody stays
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will I cease to be
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• all the cute guys will be there
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Marks which will never be broken
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• There will never be another you
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• There will be no more stories to read
• When shall I be free?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Eye contact at a distance
• When the boss is away...
• And then I will just slip away
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• dead center and a million miles away
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will be assimilated
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Will I be given that chance?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Boys will be boys
• node that will be my legacy
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• There will be time
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I am blind when I want to be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it

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