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• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• will you take me with you when you go?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When is right?
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• It will be good when I am leader
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• When your presents give me hives
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• man when you are telling me how it was
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I know when the world will end
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• when you go, i will go
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When You Reach Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When you want me and how you want me
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• when the wind is blowing just right
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When will I see you again?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When you met me, when I met you
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• My New York will die with me
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• nobody will let me start a country
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Me and Will
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• You can see right through me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It kills me to watch them go
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore

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