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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• When is a name just a name?
• You're pretty when you cry
• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Only when you're older
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
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• Just A Little Light
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• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• landed just a little south of Moline
• When You're Evil
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You're the one i saw first
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• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I'll explain it when you're older
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• When you just can't win
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• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
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• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When first my way to fair I took
• My First Date with a Boy Named Innocence
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
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• Sing when you're winning
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
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• when you're ready to touch me again
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
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• Titles and Names of French Nobility
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When we were little kids, running
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• When you know things are just not meant to be
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• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
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• When did I lose my brave little soul?
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• They're just babies, they don't understand!
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• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Time flies when you're having fun
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• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• name above the title
• When I first met you
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
• To the world you're just one person
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Her hair, tangled
• just a little bit
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• you aren't paranoid, it was all just a joke
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• they're just dead poets
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• halfway house for my name first
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Just a little taste of breath
• You know you're a geek when...
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Things men want when they're drunk
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
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• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Buying your first mountain bike
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• because death is just so full, and man so small

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