Findings:
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- you've been living in a dream world
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You've been warned.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How does one love the dead?
- Return of the Living Dead 3
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- when did we forget how to play?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- Return of the Living Dead
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
- you know you've been caught
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I've been living my life half asleep
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- You've Been Dumped
- How to install Linux on a dead badger
- Remember the dead. Fight for the living.
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to make a living writing short fiction
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Living Dead in Dallas
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- living dead
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- How to rejuvenate a dead battery
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Who what when where why & how
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- How dead to the dead
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you want me and how you want me
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When living we have need of Death
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- When I watch the living meet
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- You've Been Framed
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- Night of the Living Dead
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- When I am dead, my dearest
- How to declare someone dead
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- The bones of the dead lay everywhere around and underneath the feet of the living
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Gravity sorts the living from the dead
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Living Dead Girlz
- Node of Living Dead - October 2014 retiring of Node Heaven
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I've been dead a long time
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- love like you've never been hurt
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Living Dead Boy (user)
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
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