Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When you are a robot you will be astonished by the simplicity of your life."

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• It will be good when I am leader
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What life after death will really be like
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The next life will be better
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Who Will Be There
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• You will be assimilated
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The revolution will not be televised
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, I will be strong
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The end will be a sellout
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There will never be another you
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• When shall I be free?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If it be your will
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I am blind when I want to be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• To be noble in an average life
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The revolution will not be webcast
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The Revolution will be televised
• My life may no longer be my own
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• My RPG will be a work of art
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will always be weird inside
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I will be in my trailer!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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