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• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• There is something we can do
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I can do shit with my legs
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Between Life and Death
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• You can run, but you can't hide
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• I can do it myself
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• All I can do
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• talking can only give you away
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Piero Manzoni
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Only perfection can break your heart
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• There is nothing the dead can do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The difference between balance and pan
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• These are the only hands I can give
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• learning is a balance between success and failure
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I can do much better than this
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What loneliness can do to you
• When can it end?
• The words no one can find
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• There can be only one
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• I can only speak for myself
• When water chokes you
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• If you can say something nice, do
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Know How, Can Do
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• can till can't
• Life as an interface between two neuroses
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• You can do anything
• Only perl can parse Perl
• The life you can save
• Do what you can as you do
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays

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