Findings:

• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• When your presents give me hives
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• He called me Sarah once
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• When life gives you lemons
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• call me garbage one more time
• Call me Anna
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When did the World get so old?
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Give Me the Brain
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Just call me fluffy
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Please, Call me Honky
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Give Me Strength
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Call Me Maybe
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• he calls me girly (user)
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't call me white
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• get off me
• When I get like this
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Get it off me!
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'll get there when I get there
• Here's my number, call me
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Don't call me Debbie
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• listen()
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Get back to me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Don't call me Asian
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Call Me Persephone
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Don't Give Me Names
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• When life gives you shit
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give Me Louisiana
• Give me a break!
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• call me hiroshima
• he calls me monster
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I'm always breathless when you call
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Call me Hashmael
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Summer never answers when you call
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Gravity really gets me down
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call me a poet
• Stoned music memories
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Call if you need me
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Get Behind Me Satan
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Emergency Services called me back
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• can you get enough of me?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Call Me Princess

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