Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Stoned music memories
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Baptist jokes
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• No, I don't have channel 11
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• So you don't have to
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Why don't I have votes today?
• A reason to drink
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When living we have need of Death
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• People don't flail when they die
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• I just don't know when to quit.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist fear of dancing
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have to remember my name
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• I don't have the time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• straight flush
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a television set
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Cats don't have brakes
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have a punklin and you don't
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't have any real problems
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• The Four Fold Path of Life
• When I have female children
• When you had left our pirate fold
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• cue card
• face card
• red card

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