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• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• That moment before she asked
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Best Friend (user)
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• A book has always been my best friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Things to remember before raising your hand
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• Best of Friends
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• How to find your new best friend
• My gay best friend
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• best before date
• On a former best friend
• Best Friends Forever
• The best music is on the radio before dawn
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• My best dead friend
• Kissing your best friend
• Some of my best friends are
• Memory is best served when chilled
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• A Boy's Best Friend
• My best friend, Josh
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Dating your best friend
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• brandys best friend (user)
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• His face when she fell
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• It was better before they came
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Chopping wood
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Before Time Was
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• I was into them after they were hip
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Before the World was Made
• Before you, there was me
• Best friend
• together we grow before the face of the sun
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Man's best friend
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Some of my best friends are...
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Memories of my best friend
• best friends
• best moment of absolute peace
• Brainy people make the best friends
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Sex with your best friend
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Some of my best friends are djs
• The day my best friend cried
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• The all-time best moments of professional wrestling
• a letter to my best friend
• to my best friend
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Observations on a stranger's face and hands
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• to stare into the face of god, and see nothing
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Why you're my best friend.
• Being married to your best friend
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• There Was A Friend
• When impressing friends with food
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• There was a time before

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