Advertising hype generated by Microsoft about the launch of Windows 95. Judging by the quality of the operating systems they provide, Microsoft doesn't think we want to go very far at all.

MacOS: Where do you want to be taken today?
BeOS: Where did you imagine you went today?
FreeBSD: We don't have a driver for "going anywhere" yet.
Amiga: We've been going there for years.
OS/2: We were going there today, but Microsoft stole our ride.

Where the hell do you think you're going today?

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