Findings:

• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What happens when we die?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• It will be good when I am leader
• When good code goes bad
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• good vs. well
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• You always feel it when I go
• When good cats go bald
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• what is good is not always right
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• You were always so good to me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Level 2
• Always In Good Taste
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Alway
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• I Will Wait For You Always
• The movies always get it wrong
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• There's always a catch!
• I Had Always Known
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Always on top
• Life isn't always precious
• The snow globe always shatters
• Always have a backup
• the first time always sucks
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• She always was devious in her beauty
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• In Passing, Always Remembered
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• Always Falling Down
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• always in love (user)
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Gravity Always Wins
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)
• always writing poems to you
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

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