Findings:

• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I was my mom for a while
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• Jesus driving out the Temple moneychangers
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• was jesus a mystic?
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was Mexican
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Jesus was a black man
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus was a feminist
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• bedroom box
• Bedroom community
• A lady in public and a whore in the bedroom
• The little grates at the top of my bedroom walls
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Bedroom golf
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• bedroom eyes
• Keeping bedroom closet doors safe
• A virgin in the parlor, a whore in the bedroom
• Yellowed lamp shades in the Guest bedroom
• guest bedroom
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• In The Bedroom
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Bedroom Full of Rusty Keys
• The bathroom's her bedroom, where the tears flow
• The Hall Bedroom
• Jesus Jones
• The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Jews for Jesus
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• Jesus Christ Superstar
• Jesus
• Jesus loves you
• Jesus College, Oxford
• Jesus Lizard
• Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Jesus H. Christ
• Have you found Jesus?
• Jesus Saves
• Jesus fish
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Chocolate Jesus
• Jesus Freak
• Plastic Jesus
• Jesus at half mast
• Jesus stiff
• Atheist compatible Jesus
• Sweet Jesus
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• Getting Jesus
• The Third Jesus (user)
• Sacred Heart of Jesus
• The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
• Jesus wept
• Jesus of Montreal
• Jesus Prayer
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Jesus sightings
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Drinking for Jesus
• The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• The Ballad of Joking Jesus
• Jesus versus Elvis
• Baby Jesus
• The Trial of Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• I get high on Jesus
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Sweet Jesus on a stick!
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Jesus Loves Me
• The Jesus Biker
• Eisegesis
• while a waitress pours coffee
• Disco Jesus (user)
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Piece
• Only Jesus can judge me
• The Jesus Capacitor
• Jesus Nut
• Jesus versus everyone
• Jesus Handle
• Jesus H Christ (user)
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• The wedding feast at Cana
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• J.e.s.u.s (user)
• Lineage of Jesus
• If Jesus were alive today
• Selling Jesus
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Purple Jesus (user)
• Buddy Jesus
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 6
• The Real Jesus
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• Jesus is all I need
• Society of Jesus
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Purple Jesus
• Jesus Justus
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• Jesus Clone
• Space Jesus
• Jesus Day
• Jesus on the Grille
• The Historical Jesus
• Jesus, the Hero
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• The Jesus freak scare

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