Aaron A. Aardvark
555 - 1337
1 Abacus Avenue,
Aaron is an old man who lives alone in Arizona. His hobbies include watching TV, talking to his cats and spying on the young woman across the street with a telescope.
"The only reason I do this is because I am a very lonely man. As a youngster I was never able to relate properly to girls. I used to have a bit of a temper, and we didn't take many baths back then, so for me, the telescope was a natural progression. It's given a profound sense of purpose to my life."
This man is valued at around $2 USD. Men with boxes and manuals are worth more.
Mon Jul 09 2001 at 11:40:21 -> If you're wondering what this writeup is about, it's a tongue in cheek tribute to TheBooBooKitty as a youngling noder. It's only a bit of fun. If you have any questions, he's the man to ask. Please, no more "I don't get it" messages. Thanks ;)