Findings:

• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Judging women by their books
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• People who carp about their jobs
• When each had their own personal anthem
• When your mind races, who wins?
• who vs. whom
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Ear plugs
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Dead links in writeups
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Capitalize, please
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Know your pets
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• when the butterflies scream
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Who what when where why & how
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• When poets scream
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• i only knew when silence screamed
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• How to scream when no one is looking
• ear buds
• virgin ears
• diminishing returns for the ears and soul
• Eared
• Lion's ear
• cat ears
• stand you on your ear
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• ears with feet
• ear seeker
• ear infection
• tree ear mushroom
• Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears
• War of Jenkins' Ear
• ear bones
• elephant ears
• ear piercing
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Why we have two ears
• Listening with more than your ears
• play it by ear
• How to pierce your own ears
• itchy ear
• ear wallpaper
• The Walls have Ears
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• tufted ears
• Flop Eared Mule
• inner ear
• Cleaning your ears
• ear syringe
• ear scope
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• String of Ears
• ear candle
• hold the carabao's ear
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• ear trumpet
• Cheers, big ears
• swimmer's ear
• Vaccines for ear infections
• Wet behind the ears
• Stingray's Ear (user)
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Third Ear
• Ear and Mouth
• pig's ear
• With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
• a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
• Bartender's ear
• The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
• The Noise In My Ears
• The Quiet Drumming on the Ears
• Prescription Medications: the ear, nose and throat
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Spock Ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• Big Ears (user)
• Middle ear
• the ocean in my ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The Rabbit with Big Ears
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• Ear canal
• a grenade's hot breath in my ear
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• rabbit ear
• Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
• Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
• Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• gonna walk around (user)
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• This one's gonna bruise
• A Change Is Gonna Come
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• haters gonna hate
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• How you gonna keep her down on the farm
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Mustard Plug
• plug

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