Findings:

• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• you have everything you need
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Who needs a day job?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Who Needs Sleep?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Using a command line
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Type A blood
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When living we have need of Death
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Actors who have played Hitler
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I'd rather read a book
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• No place I'd rather be
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• Who needs Love
• people who need people are just people who need people
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• i'd rather not
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Happiness
• pursuit of happiness
• Happiness of Meeting
• Happiness is a Warm Gun
• Happiness in Slavery
• Economy of Happiness
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• The Art of Happiness
• True Happiness This Way Lies
• The Key to Happiness
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Happiness is slavery?
• My Happiness
• Dancing to atmospheric trance - feelings of wholeness and happiness
• Herbs for happiness
• The correlation between material wealth and happiness
• Money can't buy happiness
• Happiness is Mandatory
• Gross National Happiness
• happiness (user)
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Happiness is a choice
• Cyanide and Happiness
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• happiness purchased on credit
• An impromptu guide to happiness
• The Great Happiness Space
• The Suffering of Change and Pain of Happiness Lost
• The Happiness Project
• Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness
• Happiness is the best revenge!
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper

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