Findings:

• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• first person plural
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Why dogs eat grass
• Psychology in Multiplayer First Person games
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Who's on first?
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• A story about a person I do not know
• Who do you love?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Do not eat
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• who do you think you are?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• like nothing ever was
• First Person Shooter
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Adam really was the first man
• Who made the first bread?
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Where's the kaboom?
• the person who loves to learn
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You, standing
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Do it right the first time
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Eat the eyes first
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Dischord Recording Artists
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The first bear I ever saw
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• On being the first person to finish a test
• Person First Language
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• First person authority
• Who Came First
• The first time I knew I was different
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• I was a homeless bum
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• There was a time when I was a better person
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• If I was a good person
• Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
• Lando was supposed to die
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I am that person I was watching
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• First Statement of Ti and Do
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• It was the least I could do
• Helping a loved one with depression
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Those who can't do, teach
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Do you still want your first universe?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• crystal eats her grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup hearts
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Who shall we eat?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• It was the right thing to do.
• Same as it Ever Was
• Dick Green
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Was it ever there?
• The first dollar I ever made
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you ever did was let it happen
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
• First person
• Stealth first person shooter
• the first person "you"
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Who Moved My Cheese?

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